We’re Selling Out. Fast. Want In?

We sold out two days before spring. Again. Not because of some hype machine or marketing stunt—because people are buying faster than we can keep up. That’s the truth. Every time we restock, the shelves go bare like a bowl of noodles on a Bangkok street corner. Fast. Messy. Real.

PillowWeights isn’t some Silicon Valley hallucination. It’s a practical solution to a real, annoying problem: outdoor pillows that blow away. If you’ve ever chased one across your patio like a fool, you know. We made something that actually works. Something people talk about over brunch. Something people re-order for their yacht, their Airbnb, their rooftop patio in SoHo.

We’ve passed $160,000 in revenue over the last 12 months. Last month we had a day with $4,500 in orders. Just this morning, we woke up to a $2,500 in sales. This isn’t a pipe dream. This is the real deal—and we’re moving at a pace that even we didn’t predict.

And that’s the problem.

This Thing’s Taking Off, Whether We’re Ready or Not

We’re moving units. We're converting 19% on Amazon, with a gross margin of 75%. We've got luxury hotels, yacht designers, and interior pros ordering without blinking. But here's the thing: the demand is outpacing our inventory. We're getting cleaned out—again and again.

We’re not talking small-time here. We’re talking about tapping into a $61 billion outdoor furniture market that’s growing every year. Post-pandemic, everyone’s turning their backyards into sanctuaries, lounges, Instagrammable havens. But when the wind kicks up? Their $200 cushions are airborne. Enter us.

The First and Only

PillowWeights is first-to-market. And we’re still the only ones doing this right—fashion, function, and form in one. We’re not screwing up their design. We’re making it better. No weird clips, no ugly ties. Just drop-in weights that keep things exactly where they’re supposed to be.

We rank #1 for niche search terms. We're creeping up the SEO ladder for “exterior pillow”—a keyword with huge traffic and no clear owner. Yet.

Here’s the Rub

We’ve done all this without outside capital. No VC overlords. No agency fluff. Just grit and word-of-mouth. But if we keep slow-walking this growth, we’ll miss the wave—and this wave is here now.

We’re raising $250K to scale what’s clearly working:

$100K for marketing and UX—because we’re still DIYing half of this, and we’re overdue for pros.

$75K for inventory—because selling out every restock is not the flex it sounds like when you're turning down sales.

$25K for launching two new products already in development.

$50K for trade shows, legal, and IP—because we’re building a brand, not a flash-in-the-pan.

So, What Are We Looking For?

We’re not looking for someone to save us. We don’t need saving. We need someone who gets it. Someone who understands ecommerce, outdoor living, DTC. Someone who sees a rocket mid-launch and wants a seat on board.

If that’s you—or someone you know—drop us a line. We’ll send over the packet. No suits. No smoke. Just a damn good product and a business that’s growing faster than we can carry boxes.

Let’s do something real.

Contact: info@pillowweights.com
(Investor packet available upon request)